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Are you blind when you’re born?
Can you see in the dark?
Can you look at a king?
Would you sit on his throne?
Can you say of your bite, that it’s worse than your bark?
Are you cock of the walk,
When you’re walking alone?

Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles would,
Jellicles would and Jellicles can,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do.

When you fall on your head do you land on your feet?
Are you tense when you sense there’s a storm in the air?
Can you find your way blind, when you’re lost in the street?
Do you know how to go to Heavyside Layer?
Because Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles can,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles can,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do.

Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?
Familiar with candle, with book and with bell?
Were you Whittington’s friend?
The Pied Piper’s assistant?
Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell?
Are you mean like a minx?
Are you lean like a lynx?
Are you keen to be seen when you’re smelling a rat?
Where you there when the Pharaohs commissioned the Sphinx?
If you were and you are, you’re a Jellicle cat.

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats.

We can fly through the air,
Like a flying trapeze,
We can turn double somersaults, bounce on a tyre,
We can run up a wall, we can swing through the trees,
We can balance on bars; we can walk on a wire.

Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do.

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats.

We can sing at the same time in more than one key,
Duets by Rossini and waltzes by Strauss,
Aaaaah,
And can you as cats do [begin with a C],
Aaaaah,
That always triumphantly brings down the house.
Jellicle cats are queens of the night,
Singing at astronomical heights,
Handling pieces from the Messiah,
Hallelujah! Angelical choir!

The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity,
Round the cathedral ring Vivat!
Life to the Everlasting Cat.

Feline, fearless, faithful and true to
Others who do,
What,

Jellicles do and Jellicles can,
Jellicles can and Jellicles do,
Jellicles sharp and Jellicles flat,
Jellicles old and Jellicles new,
Jellicle songs and Jellicles dance.

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats.

Practical cats, dramatical cats,
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats,
Oratorical cats, delpicoracle cats,
Sceptical cats, despectical cats,
Romantical cats, pedantical cats,
Critical cats, parasitical cats,
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats,
Statistical cats and mystical cats,
Political cats, hypocritical cats,
Clerical cats, hysterical cats,
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats.

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats,
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats.


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